Halloween, or NOLA-ween as we like to call it, is almost here and we can’t wait! We’re so ready to have a fabulous house party with cheese and crackers for 8 people, and judge everyone’s costumes.
You may or may not know this already, but your Halloween costume actually says a lot about you,
Who knew, slutty IT was even a thing?
You’re either in college, or you still party like a college girl. There’s no shame in the slutty costume, Mean Girls said it best: “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” You go, girl!
The Group Costume
You’re like literally OBSESSED with your besties, and you need the world to know it. What’s the ultimate way of saying I can’t live without my bffs? The group costume that one of you chose, and at least one of you secretly hates.
Your costume is probably ridiculous, but hey, at least you’re not looking ridiculous all by yourself! 😂
The Couple’s Costume
You and your significant other are attached at the hip and you’re so ready for that perfect #couplescostume Halloween Insta that will get you at least 100 likes.
Your single friends will tell you y’all both look adorable, but will roll their eyes once you’ve turned your back at them. Obviously, you picked out this year’s theme, and your boo has to go along with it just like last year.
Whatever it is, we’re sure it will be super freakin’ cute! 🙄🙄🙄
The Scary Costume
You didn’t get the Girl World + Halloween memo, and you’re probably not looking to hook up with anyone tonight (Newsflash: no one wants their face smeared with your Walking Dead make up).
You’ve put a lot of thought into your costume, you’ve probably spent a lot of money, and you’ve been watching YouTube make up tutorials since late August. Just try and take off your make up before you pass out on your bed, nothing says hangover like waking up in a sticky pillow full of your melted make up.
The Pop Culture Icon
You’re the one that knows everything about everyone, the hot gossip and the cool jams. That’s why your hair is so big: it’s full of secrets.
You’re over the ‘Slutty Anything’ phase (at least for now), and you’re attempting to look classy for at least the first part of the night in your Jackie-O or Audrey Hepburn costume. We can’t wait to see how you’ll look like after a few shots of Fireball! 🙊
The Disney Princess Or Barbie
The Punny Costume
You have way too much time on your hands, and no matter how hard you try every year no one gets your costume. Maybe you should switch it up this year (see Slutty Anything). 🙃
What are you dressing up as be this NOLA-ween? Need ideas? Check our our last-minute Halloween costume ideas here (we can’t guarantee you won’t look basic or slutty).
Trick or Treat!